friend: so... what do u wanna do
    me: idk its ur house
    friend: idk ur the guest
    me: idk its ur house

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via i-suck-dick)

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

(Source: pumpkinpriincess, via baracknobama)

internetmaster:

trust:

zackisontumblr:

zackisontumblr:

so i got a message telling me that if you google ‘high quality selfie’ my picture comes up

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WHAT IS MY LIFE

how……….

high quality and zackisontumblr are literally synonyms, what are you saying here

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

hocotate-civ:

"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"

"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"

"People your age shouldn’t be…"

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(via humortastic)