salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

(Source: salmonpynk, via joshpeck)

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

humorously:

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

 

(Source: instantlys, via baracknobama)

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

(via klangstrophobic)

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(via fedoralpolice)

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Anonymous: give me a display photo 

baracknobama: