mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

teamrocketing:

when my friends talk in front of me and don’t include me in the conversation

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(via joshpeck)

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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(via i-suck-dick)

thetorontokid:

robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

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(via baracknobama)

    Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
    Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
    Me: *reads every book i own*
    Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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(Source: basedgosh, via morebeyoncethanyou)

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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(via morebeyoncethanyou)